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Old Oct 15, 2005, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #1
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Alright, its about time we have a Master Card commercial on Guild Wars! here's an example of how we do it, its pretty self-explanatory:

Full Set of Droknar's Forge Armor: 7.5k
The Best Weapon Money Can Buy: 1000k
Not Being Able to Buy These Items: Priceless

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Old Oct 15, 2005, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #2
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Guild Wars: $54.99
Internet Connection: $49.99 monthly
Knowing that monks don't res retarded tanks: Priceless!
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #3
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More like:

Full set of Forge Armour: 7.5k
Rune of Superior Absorbtion: 80k
That look in Stephan's eyes after a 6-pack of dwarven ale? Priceless
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 12:21 AM // 00:21   #4
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heh, thanks for the correction Cjlr, this thread's starting to spur


Alright then, its time for another one!

Guild Wars Collector's Edition: $79.99
Qwest Internet Connection: $49.99 monthly
DSL Hub: $19.99
Dell Keyboard: $29.99
Mouse: $9.99
Mouse Pad: $4.99
Forgetting that you don't have a computer to begin with: Priceless

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Old Oct 15, 2005, 01:00 AM // 01:00   #5
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Short but sweet:

Guild Cape: 1k
Guild Hall: 50k, give or take
Spending all that money and then realizing your guild is too small for GvG: Priceless
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #6
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Superior Rune of Vigor 3000 faction

Eviscerate 200 faction
Realizing that you just wasted 5000 faction on your PvP Character:Priceless
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 03:24 AM // 03:24   #7
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Keg of dwarven ale for party in marhan's grotto... 10k
pimp clothes/duds/armor... 60k
Finding out the girl that invited you is actually a guy, Priceless
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #8
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Underworld: 1,000 gold

Aggroing too many groups at once: 7 teammates

Being the last remaining party member with no res sig playing the /flute while being slaughtered by a horde of monsters: Priceless
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 07:35 AM // 07:35   #9
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Underworld: 1000 gold split between 5 people

getting to the labyrinth keeper: a group of intelligent people

doing -1 to the "invincible" aatax then watching your computer crash from a system of cascading errors and bugs: priceless
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #10
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Gold 200,000: $23.99
Fully maxed character with UAS and UAR: $399.99
Watching said account buyer playing a mending/sword paladin premade: Priceless
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 11:35 AM // 11:35   #11
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Unique items to buy... £50
Limited Edition Guild Wars: £130
15k set items: £200
Superior Absorption runes: £500
Seeing the face of the poor sod who doesn't have divine aura and a Bludgeoner in their inventory, and gets owned in PvP... PRICELESS!!
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 12:57 PM // 12:57   #12
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hehe, sweet ones coming up here
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 01:48 PM // 13:48   #13
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getting the right stuff to farm 100k
running your characters to a good place 20k
getting killed by devourers while farming griphons priceless

*about the devourers i did a run they didnt interupt annything when i killed the griphons i whas thinking shall i kill them? whell i whent over to them and got owned in 3 seconds all the traps they planted sprung o.0
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 01:53 PM // 13:53   #14
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not knowing wat to post in such an awsome thread....priceless...
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 02:07 PM // 14:07   #15
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Solo Underworld Run: 1,000 gold.
20 pints of Dwarven Ale: 4,000 gold.
Doing the run while getting trashed nonstop: Priceless.

Theresh somethingsh monee can't bye...for everythin...I love you man.
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Old Oct 15, 2005, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #16
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Guild Wars: $0
Ventrilo: $0
Ventrilo Headset: $0
Hearing the security alarm as you leave the store: Priceless
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 01:46 AM // 01:46   #17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Platinum Agent
Guild Wars: $0
Ventrilo: $0
Ventrilo Headset: $0
Hearing the security alarm as you leave the store: Priceless
You...stole...Ventrilo? From a store?
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #18
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nope, just part of the thread, wanted to add a little humor
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 02:38 AM // 02:38   #19
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120 ecto: 1.2M gold.
120 shards: 540K gold.
Rune of Superior Vigor: 60K.
15^50 Gold Crystaline: 1000K.
Fissure armor: 120 ecto, 120 shards, 100K.
Getting drunk and deleting that player: priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's a .357 Magnum.
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Old Oct 16, 2005, 02:44 AM // 02:44   #20
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By the way, mods, this thread is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

MasterCard WILL sue you, or file for an injunction against your site.
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